The Art of Egg-stacy! A Beginner's Guide to Egg-Laying Dildos
If you are hatching a horny plan to buy the most unique fantasy sex toy, then an Egg-Laying or Ovipositor Dildo is the toy for you! Egg-Laying Dildos come in many designs - from insect-like ovipositors to alien-breeding buddies - but they are among the most exciting pleasure products to hit the mucky market in recent years. Perfect for both the fans of the freaky and lovers of the aesthetically extraordinary, Egg-Laying Dildos are vibrant, versatile, and very very fun!
But what are Egg-Laying Dildos? And are they all just novelty and no function?
In this eggs-tra eggs-iting guide, we will tell you everything you need to know about these most horny of hatchers. From their unique designs to how to “get laid” just right, let’s crack a few eggs and make an orgasmic omelet together!
What are Egg-Laying Dildos?
Egg-Laying Dildos, often called Ovipositors, are delightfully imaginative toys that may look like regular sex toys at first glance but are anything but ordinary. These otherworldly toys come with jelly-like eggs that you can “lay” inside yourself with a simple squeeze. This allows you to fulfill the implantation fantasies that are common in alien roleplay.
Egg-Laying Dildos are relatively new entries to the fantasy sex toy world but they are ideal for anyone with a sci-fi or fantasy fetish. The dildos are beautifully made and the eggs themselves are soft and squishy so they can be laid anywhere you like. They are made from safe, dissolvable materials like gelatin so they gradually melt away inside you. Egg sizes range from petite to perfectly plump, and there are even scented eggs available to tease your senses.
Beyond the Eggs
There is a lot more to Egg-Laying Dildos than just their ovipositor capabilities as they are truly designed to take you to another dimension. Egg-Laying Dildos are often shaped like tentacles, alien arms, or other wild designs that look like they’ve come straight out of a sci-fi fantasy.
They come in colors that range from cosmic blues to deep space purples and with beautifully textured shafts. Egg-Laying Dildos are made from body-safe materials like silicone, so they’re easy to clean, hypoallergenic, and as safe as they are sexy!
How to Use Egg-Laying Dildos
Ready, set, hatch! To get started with your Egg-Laying Dildo adventure, you will first need to prepare the eggs. Some Egg-Laying Dildos come with the gelatine and molds included so simply follow the instructions provided and prepare your clutch. Others may even come with silicone eggs so no prep is needed at all.
Once your eggs are ready, load them up and get ready for a-laying. Many Egg-Laying Dildos are pretty sizeable sex toys so you are going to want to lube up generously. As with all silicone toys, you should always use a water-based lube like Cum Lubricant with your Egg-Laying Dildo to prevent any damage.
After that, use your Egg-Laying Dildo as you would any other pleasure pal and once you are creaming for a breeding, release those eggs deep inside you!
Our Favorite Egg-Laying Dildo Fantasies
Embrace your most far-out fantasies with these ovipositor roleplay adventures:
Alien Seduction Abduction
Imagine yourself being beamed up to a spaceship by an excited extraterrestrial, intent on implanting its eggs in its favorite earthling. Do you give up easily or resist its evil advances?
The Tyrannic Tentacle
Let your tentacled lover lure you in with tantalizing twists, laying its eggs inside you, and breeding a whole writhing army of its young. This is a wet and wild fantasy with a sticky, sensational climax.
Secret Experiment Gone Wrong
In your top-secret government laboratory, an alien specimen has gotten loose. Now, it's the alien’s turn to start experimenting on you and plant the seeds of its spawn deep inside you!
The Kraken’s Clutch
Dive deep into an underwater romance, where a Kraken takes you into its lair, making you the willing bearer of its tentacled offspring. As each egg melts, imagine and new Kraken hatching inside your wet caves.
The Alien Queen’s Offering
In a hive buzzing with activity, the queen selects you for an egg-laying ritual, marking you as the honored carrier of her eggs. Do you accept the duty given to you with open arms and legs?
Final Thoughts
As you can see, Egg-Laying Dildos combine the perfect amount of novelty with a load of naughtiness. They have unparalleled designs, a clutch of frisky functions, and are pretty enough to display on your sideboard. Whether you are looking to hatch a horny insect or breed a whole new alien species, Egg-Laying Dildos promise eggs-tasy, eggs-itement, and a touch of the eggs-entric! Getting laid never felt so freaky!