2025’s Freakiest and Fiercest Monster Dildos

Are you a horny Halloween ho? Or are you just looking for a sex toy that goes bump in the night? Then welcome to our rundown of 2025’s freakiest and fiercest Monster Dildos! While 2024 saw some of the most frighteningly frisky Monster Dildos we’ve ever seen, this year is shaping up to be even better. From demonic dragon dongs to terrifying tentacles, these paranormal pleasure pals will have you moaning like a ghost and screaming like a banshee.


So if you like your sex toys with a little more gnashing naughtiness, here are the best Monster Dildos of 2025. Orgasms never felt so ferocious! 

#1 The Bunyip Monster Dildo

Making a splash at number one, the Bunyip Monster Dildo is a jaw-dropping work of erotic art. It is inspired by the mythical Bunyip, a shadowy water-dweller from Australian folklore. If you’ve ever dreamed of taming a creature of the deep, this is your chance.

The Bunyip has a striking red-and-metal-green color palette, with a swirling, camouflage-like design like a predator lurking beneath the waves, waiting to strike. It has monstrous dimensions, standing tall at 10 inches with a girthy 2.7-inch diameter, making the Bunyip a beast in every sense of the word. The Bunyip also has a flat head with ridges, a decent-sized knot, thick-bulging veins, dual ribs, and even spiked balls on the base for clitoral excitement.


All in all, the Bunyip isn’t just our favorite Monster Dildo of 2025, it’s one of our favorites of all time!

Bunyip Dildo

 

#2 The Abraxas Monster Dildo

Taking a towering second place, the Abraxas Monster Dildo is a force to be reckoned with. A true titan, the Abraxas came oh-so-close to stealing the crown from the Bunyip with both toys coming from the same Monster Dildo range.

Inspired by the ancient god Abraxas, a figure known for power, and chaos, at 17.5 inches in length, the Abraxas is maybe the longest dildo we’ve ever encountered. It is designed like a tentacle Kraken-level ferocity with sleek curves, and a gloriously flexible shaft that tapers from a 2.2-inch girth at the base to a teasingly slender tip. 

The Abraxas is covered from top to bottom in incredible suckers, each one perfectly poised for sensational internal stimulation. At its base, you will also find two mini spiked tentacles designed to tease and tantalize your sensitive spots. 

Abraxas Dildo

 

#3 The Mahaha Ejaculating Dildo

Cackling its way into the number three spot is the Mahaha Ejaculating Dildo, named after an Inuit spirit known for its spine-chilling laugh and dark humor.

With a striking design that blends gunmetal grey, crimson red, and deep purple, this 9.4-inch mischief maker has a thick imposing shaft, measuring a girthy 2.4 inches at its widest, with a tapered 3cm head for easy entry. Near the base, you’ll find a sizeable knot that adds an extra thrill as you push past it, while the crisscross ridges and circular accents are like the Mahaha has been bound in chains to contain its wild nature.

The Mahaha features a sturdy suction cup base for hands-free fun and a set of textured balls that serve as the perfect anchor. It has a large internal reservoir, a syringe for loading, and a pump designed for effortless release.

Without a doubt, the Mahaha is this year’s kinky king of creamy climaxes!  

Mahaha Ejaculating Dildo

 

#4 The Kraken Tentacle Dildo

The Kraken Tentacle Dildo offers an odyssey of oceanic orgasms. This exotic creation boasts a twisting, serpentine design that teases and pleases with every curve, delivering penetrative pleasure and hole-stretching satisfaction.

With a total length of 8.3 inches and a girthy 2.2-inch diameter, the Kraken delivers dream dimensions for both vaginal and anal play. One side of the shaft features scaly but subtle detailing while the other side is a playground of pleasure, with dual rows of seventy (!) silky, sucker-like nubs running from base to tip. The tip itself is crowned with an array of suckers in varying sizes, delicately designed to deliver a monstrous massage of all your intimate internal spots. 

Kraken Tentacle Dildo

 

Final Thoughts

This year has been a Monster’s Ball of seriously spooky sex toys and we just cannot get enough of them! 2025’s Monster Dildos look awesome, have incredible functions, and are a whole lot of frightening fun. As we wrap up this list, the only thing to do is to look towards next year and wonder what 2026 has to bring. If 2025 is anything to go by, expect bigger, bolder, and even more monstrous!