The Science of Squirting: How Do Squirting Dildos Work?

Looking to make a serious splash between the sheets then you need a Squirting Dildo in your life (and toy box!) These Squirting extraordinaire are created to mimic money shots, caricature creampies, and faux facials with a simple squeeze. Favorites among jizz junkies and kinky fantasists alike, Squirting Dildos have become some of the most iconic and sought-after sex toys on the market. 


But what exactly are Squirting Dildos? And can they really deliver a lifelike lathering?


In this slippy, sloppy guide to the science of squirting, we will give you the full lowdown on these jizz jets. From how they work to prepping for play, let’s get started with Squirting Dildos 101.

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What is a Squirting Dildo?

Before we can get into how Squirting Dildos work, it’s first important to understand exactly what they are.

Squirting Dildos, also known in some circles as Ejaculating or Cumming Dildos, are clever creations featuring a built-in mechanism to simulate the explosive male climax. Their magic lies in their internal or syringe reservoir which can be filled up with liquid, and with a quick squeeze, set off a gush of freaky fluid that looks and feels oh-so-real.

From ultra-lifelike designs to fantasy-inspired innovations, Squirting Dildos come in an endless array of styles, sizes, shapes, and colors. So whether you’re chasing that raw realism or embracing a mythical mating ritual, there’s a squirting dildo ready to shower you with sweet satisfaction.

How do Squirting Dildos Work?

To understand what gives a squirting dildo its explosive personality, let's dissect this cheeky toy and uncover the secrets behind its liquid-launching capabilities.


Squirting dildos are essentially composed of three key parts:

1. The Dildo Shaft 

The shaft of your Squirting Dildo is the phallic pathway to splashdown. Squirting Dildos are usually made from body-safe materials like silicone, and at first glance, may look like any other dildo with different textures and colors. However, within the shaft is a hollow channel that runs from the base to the tip, creating the pathway for the liquid magic to flow.

2. The Reservoir

The reservoir is where all the juicy action begins. Depending on the design, this could be a hidden chamber inside the shaft or a separate syringe that connects via tubing. This reservoir holds your cum, patiently waiting to be jizzed all over its joyous recipient. 

3. The Pump

The pump is the engine that propels the pasting. It may be a bulb, a syringe, or some other trigger system, but this component builds up the pressure needed to send your liquid rocketing to its destination. A gentle squeeze gives you precise control over the flow, letting you decide whether it’s a soft drizzle or an all-out deluge.

4. The Release Valve 

Found right at the tip of the dildo, this is a tiny but mighty little component that is really where the magic happens. The release valve ensures a smooth, controlled squirt every time, delivering that climactic splash exactly where you want it. 

Choosing Your Freaky Fluid

Now that your Squirting Dildo is ready to rumble, it’s time to choose the liquid that will bring your fantasy to life. Whether you’re going for realism, creativity, or even a tasty treat, picking the perfect pleasure potion is half the fun!


Here are some of the most popular options to try out:

1. Cum Lubricant

If you want an authentic experience, commercially available Cum Lubricant is the best choice.  With its realistic texture and appearance, this body-safe fluid is easy to clean and offers a no-fuss solution. Cum Lubricant is water-based, can be used with all silicone Squirting Dildos, and has everything except the sperm! 

2. DIY Drenchers

Want to channel your inner mad scientist? Mix water, cornstarch, and a splash of water-based lube to create your very own faux cum. Experiment with the consistency until you find your ideal blend, but just be sure it’s body-safe before you get busy. Testing it on a small patch of skin first can save you from any unexpected reactions later!

3. Tasty Treats

You can also add some flavor to your fun by using edible fluids like vanilla pudding, flavored syrups, or whipped cream. Not only does this make clean-up tastier, but it also transforms your Squirting Dildo into a dessert delivery system. 

Final Thoughts

Squirting Dildos are versatile, unique, and most excitingly, bring a whole lot of jizzy joy! They are also very easy to use, and once you familiarize yourself with the straightforward components and mechanics, you will be all set for a soaking. So fill up your reservoir, prime your pump, and get set to be soaked, satisfied, and squirming for more! With a Squirting Dildo, there is no end to the wet and wild adventures ahead. Just make sure you have enough towels ready!