Creature Feature: The Best Animal Dildos of 2025

Humankind likes to believe that we have evolved above the level of the humble animal but we all love a beast in the bedroom! Animal Dildos have long been top-featured creatures in every fantasy sex toy ranking, and 2025 is already shaping up to be a seminal one for Animal Dildos. From herculean hoodless horses to delightful doggy dicks, we guarantee you a year of barks, whinnies, and groans!


So take a walk on the wild and wet side with this rundown of the best Animal Dildos of 2025. These primal playmates promise a fun, furry, and ferocious year ahead!

1. The Sleipnir Dildo

Prepare to saddle up and take a ride on the wild side with the Sleipnir Dildo, a mythical marvel inspired by Norse mythology’s most extraordinary steed. Sleipnir, the eight-legged horse of Odin himself, was known for its unmatched power and speed - and this toy captures all of that legendary energy in one jaw-dropping design.


Measuring a whopping 14.1 inches long with a girthy 3.5-inch diameter, the Sleipnir Dildo is not for the faint of heart. Its shaft features a beautifully flared head that thrusts you into the action, while its textured ridges mimic the contours of a mighty stallion in motion. 


The Sleipnir’s color palette - a soft pink blended with rich chocolate tones - adds a touch of elegance to this colossal creation while the realistic balls add stability. All of that is saddled up on a powerful suction cup ensuring that ensures hands-free, hooves-free fun!

Sleipnir Dildo

 

2. The Uchchaihshravas Ejaculating Dildo

The Uchchaihshravas Ejaculating Dildo is a squirting powerhouse named the mythical seven-headed horse of Hindu legend. Known for its unmatched speed and raw power, Uchchaihshravas has been reimagined in this jaw-dropping creation that’s equal parts fantasy and function.


At an impressive 13.4 inches long, the Uchchaihshravas is built for only the boldest adventurers. The three-part shaft offers something for everyone: heavily ribbed at the top for teasing sensations, velvety smooth in the middle for seamless thrusting, and textured at the base for a fascinating finish. Topping it all off is a wide, flat head that houses the squirting nozzle, perfectly placed to deliver the climactic pièce de résistance.


The Uchchaihshravas has massive testicles that anchor it to its base and provide extra grinding goodness. Fill the internal reservoir with your favorite Cum Lubricant and squeeze your way to a soaking.

Uchchaihshravas Ejaculating Dildo

 

3. The Hippalectryon Ejaculating Dildo

The Hippalectryon Ejaculating Dildo is the perfect blend of mythical charm and modern pleasure. It is modeled after the half-horse, half-rooster creature of ancient lore, that embodied grace, agility, and pure erotic energy.


Measuring 9.1 inches in total length with 8.1 inches of insertable shaft, the Hippalectryon offers a satisfying stretch without feeling overwhelming. It has a veiny shaft for tantalizing texture, while its triple-lump head doubles up for both internal and external play. Its soft pink coloring is delightfully playful, while the rock-toned suction cup base ensures a steady ride no matter where you decide to gallop.


The Hippalectryon is the second squirting Animal Dildo on our list, and quite honestly, we love these toys so much, that there could easily have been more of them. 

Hippalectryon Ejaculating Dildo

 

4. The Ipotane Vibrating Dildo

The Ipotane Vibrating Dildo combines mythical inspiration with modern innovation. Modeled after the half-horse, half-human legend of Greek mythology, the Ipotane is a marvel of erotic engineering with Classical features.


At a towering 11.4 inches, the Ipotane is a serious sex toy for deep penetration. It has subtle veins up the length of its shaft which is split into three sections, each gradually wider than the rest as you work your way down to the 2.2-inch root. 


Like the other Animal Dildos the Ipotane has a suction-cup base and is made from platinum medical-grade silicone, but what truly sets it apart is its vibrating prowess. The Ipotane is equipped with multiple settings, from gentle quivers to deep, rhythmic vibrations. A rare vibrating gem among Animal Dildos, we hope that more toymakers follow the Ipotane’s example.

Ipotane Vibrating Dildo

 

Final Thoughts

Our safari of sex toys has sadly come to an end, but there is still a whole load of feral fun to be had with 2025’s best Animal Dildos. Every year, the innovative geniuses behind Animal Dildo design outdo themselves, but 2025 really is looking like the most exciting yet. So whether you are looking for a purring pleasure pet or a wild ride with an untamed beast, we hope this list helps you find your new Animal Dildo.